Q: Am I responsible for the package in transit?
A: Fucking A right you are!! If you damage anything in transit, you are liable for damages. Crazyfast Delivery absolves itself from any responsibility for packages that cause
1. Damages to property
2. Accidental deaths
It's like if you shoot somebody, the court prosecutes you and not the gun. In this case, we're the gun.
Q: Are there insurance plans available?
A: Yes, there are different coverage plans available to you for transfering responsibility.
Price range varies on what percentage of responsibility you want us to take. The more the percent, the more we really pay attention to the accuracy of your package.
Q: Can you ship internationally?
A: Currently, no. Since the shipping container is a projectile, in some countries it is considered a violation of a few treaties and may be technically considered an act of war. But if the money is right, we may try to work around a few things.
A: Fucking A right you are!! If you damage anything in transit, you are liable for damages. Crazyfast Delivery absolves itself from any responsibility for packages that cause
1. Damages to property
2. Accidental deaths
It's like if you shoot somebody, the court prosecutes you and not the gun. In this case, we're the gun.
Q: Are there insurance plans available?
A: Yes, there are different coverage plans available to you for transfering responsibility.
Price range varies on what percentage of responsibility you want us to take. The more the percent, the more we really pay attention to the accuracy of your package.
Q: Can you ship internationally?
A: Currently, no. Since the shipping container is a projectile, in some countries it is considered a violation of a few treaties and may be technically considered an act of war. But if the money is right, we may try to work around a few things.
Q: What if I need to ship medical waste that's considered a bio-hazard?
A: Sure, why not? Now if you happen to be from the Middle East, we may profile you. Don't get offended if we do, we're just being good Americans and covering our asses. Make sure that the package doesn't leak, we don't care about what happens after shipping. As always, we're not responsible if shit goes down.
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